The Dream of the Decade - The London Novels by Afshin RattansiThe Death of YugoslaviaIMF
Extract from The Dream of the Decade by Afshin Rattansi
ISBN 1-4196-1686-2
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 Extract from The Dream of the Decade by Afshin Rattansi
Book Four, Good Morning, Britain  pages 560-586
All Rights Reserved  (c) 2005 Afshin Rattansi


Jonathan had never been to another country before.  He had collected and dropped off people destined for overseas from airports, coach and rail stations but had never found the time or money to go away.
He was keen to research the history of Yugoslavia but soon realised from the thickness of recent histories that he would have no time.  Most of his preparation concerned how to get there.  The easiest way, so his computer said, was to get a flight with the United Nations High Commission for Refugees which had a base in Ancona, on the Adriatic coast of Italy.  The RAF, German and Belgian air forces were based there, in an operation run by the British.  As he sat with the printout, he sometimes looked at the pile of video rushes that he was to log and code as a squeamishness test.  The rushes had just been fed in on the “bird”, or satellite, and he had to check which images were suitable for Britain’s evening meal viewing.
The notes on Yugoslavia would at first be over-simple and then impossible.  To Jonathan, the sentence “UNPROFOR cards are essential as usual but CANNOT be issued in Ancona, only in Zagreb or Belgrade” meant as little as the reasons for the war itself.  Quickly, he scanned which Alitalia flights flew from Rome and Milan to Ancona.  Then he looked at the possibility of travelling from Split on Mondays, Thursdays and Saturdays.  The Split-Rome flight could then take him to Ancona via Rome but he was told he must bear in mind that because of NATO “air movements” the advertised flight duration of one hour was now double that
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Any time Jonathan wanted to devote to understanding the actual conflict was now wholly shelved in favour of travel arrangements.  Another way to Sarajevo, he discovered, was to go to the UNHCR office located in a cargo-warehouse next door to Ancona’s customs office.  Because the sentry on the gate was likely to be a British soldier, Corporation staff would be well directed, so his printout said.
There was also a direct way to Sarajevo via the town of Split with the RAF or the Royal Navy.  According to one Corporation journalist, it was thanks to Navy Sea King helicopters based at the military heliport near Trogir that a spare part for a satellite dish was urgently flown to a crew in Sarajevo, so in theory one could go via Trogir too.  It was also possible to fly with the Red Cross on their “soup kitchen” flight from Zagreb.  There was another way that would have made arrangements much easier but the US Air Force jets that regularly flew between Frankfurt and Sarajevo were not permitting journalists to hop along on sorties.
In the back of Jonathan’s mind, whilst Jonathan organised his journey, was that, so far, a quarter of a million people had died in the fighting in Yugoslavia.  The UN had issued customs warnings to all travellers:

“To all passengers on UNHCR Humanitarian airlift to Sarajevo.  As weight of baggage recently has been excessive and due to incidents according to the content, the rules given by UNHCR AIR OPERATIONS GENEVA as of 19 January 1993 and due to mutual agreement between UNHCR Split and CIVPOL of 2 August 1993 are stated below in extract as follows:
Revision 1
a.  For reasons of safety and security, the following control will be strictly enforced for all passengers.  Passengers and baggage will be subject to search for the purpose of determining whether the passenger is in possession of, or his baggage contains any, items which are likely to endanger the aircraft, items prohibited under applicable laws, regulations or orders, explosives, firearms, ammunition or any type of military or paramilitary material or components thereof.  Such searches will be conducted at the airport of departure by UN authorities and/or by the aircraft operators/crew.  If a passenger is unwilling to comply with such a search, the carrier may refuse to accept the passenger or baggage.

This part was little different from advice to passengers on civilian airliners.

b.  If firearms or associated ammunition are being carried, these must be declared and surrendered to the aircraft commander for safe custody during the flight.  There can be no exception to this rule.  Aircraft commanders may refuse to take on board such articles.

Jonathan envisaged arms dealers smiling as they offered their guns to the flight crew so that they were in safe custody.

c.  Passengers will be permitted to carry personal baggage only.  Baggage is limited to two suitcases and one piece of hand luggage and should be properly marked with the owner’s name.  The total baggage should NOT EXCEED 20kgs.
d.  Aircraft schedules will not be delayed or amended to satisfy passenger travel requirements.  ALL PASSENGERS TO SARAJEVO MUST HAVE HELMETS AND FLAKJACKETS.  Passengers are not allowed to bring more than: 5 cartons of cigarettes 5 bottles of alcohol 5 bags of coffee (250g each) 6 private letters.  The letters must be presented to CIVPOL monitors when check takes place.  Passengers are fully responsible for the content of the letters.

A BBC journalist added:

It is still possible to fly from Split but the French armed forces who run air movements are very bureaucratic, none too helpful to journalists, and inclined to tell you after you’ve arrived in Split that there’s a ten-day waiting list for flights.

Jonathan now tried to remember his hazard course, uneasy that a day’s training, months ago, would be sufficient for his producing from Sarajevo.  He shuffled his papers to look at what he should bring with him.

1.    Previous attempts by the media to accompany army convoys with 2-wheel drive vehicles have ended in tears, in one case with the vehicle having to be abandoned.  You are strongly advised to acquire a 4-wheel drive vehicle if you are intending to operate over these routes.
2.    Acquire the following and carry with your vehicle on every trip.
a.    6 x Crepe bandages 1 x Airway 2 x Morphine syrettes (if possible) The Army cannot supply any of the above to civilian personnel.
b.    Vehicle jack Wheel brace Tow rope Full jerrycan of fuel Hammer and crowbar Clear plastic sheeting and adhesive tape (temporary repair for smashed windscreens) Anti-freeze and oil Spare bulbs;
c.    (High sugar content) 5 litres of water fuel stove and messtin sleeping bags per person torch and spare batteries Clasp knife Map and Compass Body armour and Helmet Corkscrew and bottle-opener;
d.    Finally, know and mark your blood group clearly on your body armour.
3.    Military operations are designed to achieve a specific aim with the minimum of delay and disruption, and to be capable of also dealing with unexpected contingencies.  If you treat your operation in a similar vein you should be able to achieve your aim, keep up with the military operation (without becoming a burden or being left behind) and to cope with both the hostile environment and hostile natives.  Below is a checklist you are advised to run before starting:
a.    Attend P Info brief on operation, noting route, objective, danger areas and any specific problems advised.
b.    Ensure your vehicle and jerrycans are full.
c.    Check Oil level Washer level Fanbelt Tyre pressure and grip (snowchains may be required) Coolant and windscreen wash levels
d.    Clean Lights Windows Press markings
e.    Check your medical, vehicle and personal kits are complete.
f.    Book out with someone, leave details of who is in the vehicle, your intended route and destination and when you are due back.
g.    Finally, put your body armour on, you may not get a chance later.
4.    Give any armoured vehicles you encounter considerable room to manoeuvre.  The effects of “Panzer Rash” have already been tragically and dramatically demonstrated.  Armour bites!!!…Warrior and CVR(T) are both capable of sustaining high speeds on road and cross-country, up to 70+ mph.  They are both capable of stopping from speed within their own length, considerably faster than your vehicle.  When they stop their rear rises up on its suspension.  Should you be travelling behind one when it slams on the brakes you will impact with the belly of the vehicle.  The vehicle will then sit back on your bonnet, if you’re lucky!…Warrior weighs up to 30 tons, CVR(T) over 8 tons and FV432 over 15 tons.
5.    a.  Many of the tracks in use are very narrow and make bypassing a major problem.  Keep at least 50 metres apart at all times.  This also makes sound military sense.
b.  Please don’t overtake without talking to the P Info staff or convoy commander.
6.    High Risk Areas If you are told that you are entering a high risk area the following additional precautions should be taken.
a.    Open side windows and turn off stereos.  This will enable you to hear incoming fire and possibly the firing of mortars nearby.
b.    Remove seat-belts to be able to de-bus swiftly or facilitate casualty evacuation.  c.  All passengers should look outward covering a 360 degree arc around the vehicle.
7.    For vehicles in the convoy, the following actions should be taken to ensure everyone the best chance of survival.
 a.  direct fire or artillery fire it is important that the following vehicles do not cross the killing area unnecessarily.  If you hear firing ahead but are out of sight of the contact you should immediately pull off to the side of the road, using the terrain to shield you from the firing.  (There is a good possibility that the vehicles ahead will come rushing back.  If it’s armour you certainly don’t want to be in its way.) Any accompanying P Info personnel will direct you in extracting yourself from the vicinity.  In the meantime you should take cover away from the vehicle (large fuel tanks especially!) leaving your engine running.  Unlike the movies cars don’t stop bullets.  Under no circumstances should you go forward unless cleared by P Info.
b.  should make all speed to exit the killing area.  Trying to second-guess the man with his finger on the trigger only wastes time.  Most of the tracks are not suitable for zigzagging and you’ll only be overtaken by the rest or, worse, slow everybody else behind you.  Once you are clear you should go past the P Info escort and stop the car in the nearest cover, giving consideration for the number of vehicles behind you who will want to do the same.  fire.  This is the signal to increase speed.  4-way flashers should not be used in the danger areas for any other purpose

In the aeroplane, Jonathan continued to read and for the most part he was undisturbed.  The other passengers were from the UN and were keen to read their own operations’ manuals.  And so, after less than twenty-four hours he arrived at Sarajevo airport, complete with boxes of food and emergency equipment.  He was due to be picked up by a producer who was leaving Bosnia, as was the form when new journalists arrived.  Harry Colson, a twenty-nine year old producer had been there for a month and was expected to tell him about all current news events that might have taken place whilst he was in transit.  Colson was about two hours late, held up on Airport Lane, a slip road that had earned the epithet “Murder Mile”.  While Jonathan waited for him, a UNHCR truck-driver asked whether he wanted a lift, but Jonathan preferred to wait, not keen on leaving the terminal, what with the sounds of sniper fire echoing around the corrugated iron walls.  Jonathan had never been so scared since his first days in London.
“Colson’s mine, what’s yours?”  he said, touching Jonathan on the shoulder, “name, man…what’s your name?”
“Jonathan…”
“I’m afraid it looks like it’s getting pretty rough for you, down here.  My job was tough and yours is going to be even tougher.  Anyway, at least you’ll have a full tank of petrol,” he held up a rusted vacuum flask, “and, of course, Zolin.”  He pointed to a short smiling man with a knapsack on his back who was chatting with a soldier by the terminal entrance.  “He should help you out.  He’s better than some of the others, at least.”
“Well, how have you found it then?”  Jonathan asked, intrigued by such little Corporation solidarity.  He thought Colson would have been pleased to see him.
“Scared?”  Colson motioned him to one of the airport chairs dotted around the floor.
“All the information on the computer didn’t really give me much confidence about the place and nor did the footage,” Jonathan confided.
“It’s not so bad.  The Holiday Inn even has laundry today,” Colson took out a cigarette and lit it with a shaking hand.  He looked older than twenty-nine, perhaps because of his large size.  Jonathan followed Colson’s eyes downwards and looked at the tins of pasta beside his own feet and wondered if he had really needed to bring so much stuff all this way.  “Let’s see, what should I tell you?  We’ve got electricity, thanks to the hotel genny.  And, there’s a sniper who’s still doing target practice at the back of the hotel.  There’s three meals a day.  Oh, and check out the Queen of the Danube restaurant, which is still running.  There’s no beer though and nothing in the markets.  Though you shouldn’t really be going to the markets anyway,” he was speaking energetically, obviously excited about the city of Sarajevo.
“Well, if I can’t leave the hotel, how can I get any filming done?”  Jonathan inquired.
“Best thing is to wait for the UN convoys.  Move around with them.  No points for dying, you know.”  Colson looked up at what turned out to be a stopped clock on the wall and then at his watch.  “Don’t drink the water.  Allan, our cameraman is pretty ill at the hotel because of that.”
“Is he alright?”
“He’s much better now.  Basically, use the sterilisation tablets.  What else?  The only place to get petrol is at Kiseljak in Croatia, some people from the pool have gone to get some more.  Also, do you smoke?”
“No, is that compulsory?”  Jonathan joked.
“Did you bring any Marlboro?”  Colson was very serious.
“Yes, I read about that.”
“Well, keep a lighter on you and a torch.  You don’t want to be caught out when the electricity fails.  Oh and don’t drive like the blazes when you speed off from the hotel, just because of the snipers.  If you crash the car, you’ll be stuck outside the hotel like a sitting duck.  Just use your head.  And, if you have to come to the airport for some reason only use the UNPROFOR armoured vehicles.  They’re always going back and forth.”
“I should probably have gone with them today, then, someone offered me a lift,” Jonathan said, as a deathly firing intensified.
“Armoured cars can’t stop rockets,” Colson said, shaking his head, “so it’s not much safer with them.”

“How’s the hotel doing then, otherwise?”  Jonathan asked, thinking quickly of questions he should ask and looking up again at the stopped clock.
“Ten storeys high,” Colson gesticulated with his hands, “except that the top five are kind of open plan,” he laughed, “then there’s the south side of the hotel, that’s uninhabitable, the whole thing.  The other three sides are open for business.  Don’t listen to the hotel staff though.  They say that there are safe sides to the hotel.  They’ll tell you that rooms on the west and north sides are fine.  The UN gave us an unofficial briefing about that.  Apparently there’s people firing at all sides of the hotel, and the Holiday Inn, well,” Colson stroked his chin and smiled a stubbly grin, “the Holiday Inn has taken more direct hits than any other building in Sarajevo except the Presidency.  Take room 216 on the North side, get your key in the lock, open the door and with one step, you’re off of the building.  That was hit with a 105mm tank shell.  A 155mm Howitzer shell destroyed the entire eighth floor.” Colson smiled again, while his gaze wandered to a group of head-scarved women, eyes to the floor, who had just entered the terminal building, carrying boxes.
Jonathan looked in his box for a Coke and opened it as quietly as he could before offering it to Colson.
“Don’t necessarily sleep in your room, either,” Colson said between sips, “there’s a discotheque in the basement.”
“Discotheque?”  he asked, watching a young boy on crutches approach from one of the corners of the room.
“That’s one of the best places to sleep. I’ve been staying there.  There are mattresses on the floor and it’s one place where you can’t hear so much of the gunfire.  As for the food,” Colson brushed some Coke from above his top lip, “there are three meals a day, but no choice and the washing is a nightmare.  There is water, brought in by the UN, but it’s cold showers only, I’m afraid.  But there are some good things.  You’re too late for the Sarajevo Sniper, if you’re into that sort of thing.  It’s a jolly good cocktail they make at the bar.  It’s made of basically anything they have around.  If you’re a drinking man, it’s mainly gin and tonics.  Zolin knows where all the other places of interest are.  AP are staying at a brothel called the Belvedere, at least it was a brothel.”  AP stood for Associated Press, one of the wire services.Holiday Inn, Sarajevo
“I read something about the Hotel Bosna.  Does AP still have an office there still?”
“It’s still there, just.  It was mortared pretty heavily…needs a bit of redecorating.  Oh, by the way, all phone calls in Sarajevo are still free.  But that’s only within Sarajevo.  It’s on the 071 exchange so you can’t call Croatia or Serbia, though.  Apparently, the lines are all routed through Belgrade and the Croats won’t let Sarajevo use their microwave link to Zagreb.”
Jonathan looked confused, his eyelids drooping slowly as he tried to assimilate all the information.
“Let me explain,” Colson said, looking up at a mark on the ceiling for an instant, “Kiseljak is Croat and Pale and Ilidza are Serb.  Right?  Anyhow, you’ll pick it up.  Were you ever in the TA?”
“TA?  Er, no.”
“Territorials?  No TA-experience?  Oh dear.  What school did you go to, then?”  Colson laughed before they both heard a large bang outside.  There was a pause during which Colson’s short hair began to twitch and his nose wince.  “Damn, no camera.  I could have done with a last report.  How’s my stuff looking on the news anyway?”
“Good, good coverage, I suppose.” Jonathan remembered thinking about how he had learnt nothing from Colson’s dispatches from Yugoslavia, other than there was a lot of fighting.  “Oh, there was a bit of murmuring in the office about why you were standing up in a street doing a piece to camera whilst there was firing all around.”
“Oh that, that was just dubbing in the editing studio.  We just dubbed the sound over.  I did try to do a PTC whilst there was firing, but I didn’t get it right, so we just moved on.  There’s plenty of good locations for that sort of stuff.”
Jonathan nodded as Colson drained his can, vertically.
“I’ve tried to save my room for you so you should be able to take it.  The windows are all smashed in, but the phone works.  Anyway, if you want to phone outside Sarajevo, best to use a Satphone.  Zolin’s looking after it.  But, don’t forget, if you get separated, you won’t be able to call him because calling a Satphone is technically an international call.”  Colson got up and hoisted a big bag over his right shoulder.  “Oh, and don’t turn the lights on in the room, you’ll get shot.”

***

Holiday Inn, SarajevoThe ochre-facaded Holiday Inn was built for the 1992 Sarajevo Olympics, not that Jonathan got much of a chance to view its exterior.  He was shaken by what he had seen on the journey to the hotel and was recovering from the trauma in a gloomy corner of the ground floor of the hotel.
Only after half an hour could even look around to scrutinise what was around him.  He looked up and saw Mark, an experienced Corporation producer, some twenty-six years old smiling down at him.  Mark had begun to give an impromptu briefing, mostly about how experienced he was.  What disturbed and impressed Jonathan was Mark’s sense of excitement rather than fear.  He was wearing a flak jacket that he said had belonged to one of his cameramen, now dead.  “Look at the holes in the back, here and here,” he said, heaving the jacket up like a matador.  Whilst two others, writers for European magazines, negotiated the selling of a carton of cigarettes, Jonathan asked Mark about how long he’d been in Sarajevo.
“A couple of months,” he sniffed, “I’m here for the long term, producing for the big one,” his brown eyes looked upwards to the dark ceiling above in an attempt to communicate who exactly he was producing for.  His lofty expression could only mean that he was producing the main evening news reports for the Corporation, with the Corporation’s principal reporter.  ”It’s good work.  Once I’m back in London, she says I’ll go straight to the top of the queue at the Foreign Desk, Newsnight, you name it.”
Just as Mark was about to continue his talk about Bosnia, he suddenly seemed agitated.  He had seen an older journalist colleague, a black Frenchman with a long face, named Patrice.  Patrice came over to the two of them and looking inquisitively at Jonathan.  He was taller and looked tougher than Mark.  For a few moments, he spoke in French to someone who was trying to get a ride to the airport.
“Well, that’s my work done, or not done,” he said turning to Mark, “I’m going to Angola or maybe Rwanda.  I’m sick of all this shit, of all your shit.  The entire media operation in Sarajevo is a sham.  We don’t understand it so I don’t know how our folks at home are going to.  The editors I’m writing for said I was doing great work which can only mean that while I’ve been here, being fired at, France has gone completely mad.
“Anyway, at least my stuff hasn’t been as bad as your Corporation crap.  You’ve been doing the worst coverage of all apart from the German stations.”  He turned to look at Jonathan, like a pro to an amateur, “this war is about money, like all fucking wars.  But I don’t suppose Mark here is going to go for that angle for his blessed Corporation….The West has wanted to destroy Yugoslavia for half a century.  And now they have a maniac in power they’ve poured in British and German made arms.  The arms your country have built and exported around the world kill more people in an hour than die here in a month.”  He was only just warming to his topic, taunting Mark with unconcealed disgust.  “Your country is the absolute worst, your government is fucking giving away weapons away to maim and murder, it’s as if they think arms are bloody medical supplies.”
“It may be millions that are dying in Rwanda, Patrice,” Mark interrupted, “but this is Europe and I’m sorry but Europe counts.  That’s where everything starts.  I’m afraid that 250,000 Bosnians are worth more than a couple of million blacks,” Mark continued, sadly. “You know,” he said more angrily, “I think I know this place a little better than you, thank-you very much.  And I certainly know a bit more than you about Great Britain and its arms’ trade.  Look, I was here in Yugoslavia before you’d heard of the place, I took my holidays here while you were wasting your time in Central America, like some macho…”
Jonathan detected that this was more the banter of two friends than a spiteful feud.  There was mutual pleasure below these harsh words.  As if confirming Jonathan’s deduction, Patrice sympathetically advised Mark that he had heard that Zaire would be the next big story.  At that, Patrice beckoned a thin, dusty-faced porter carrying a couple of suitcases and walked towards the crowd at the door, waiting for the next lull in the fighting outside.
 “Sorry about that guys,” Mark said, slapping his right cheek with an open palm and getting the attention of the two European journalists.  Oh, Hi Tim!… Hi Fiona!”  He looked up at a couple of British newspaper writers who had joined the group.  “I was just about to explain to the new people all about Bosnia.”
“Oh, we missed your lecture last time, can we listen?”  said Fiona, a brown-haired, short woman with large cheeks.
“Right, then,” Mark said, conspiratorially.  He teased opened a box of matches.  “These matches are going to represent the various factions.  First there’s these people, the Bosnian Government army or Arm-ee-ya Republike Bosn-eyee Hertz-o-govina or Arm-ee-ya for short,” Mark’s face contorted as he pronounced the foreign words, his mouth enlarging into a letter-box like opening.
“Ar-mee-ya are called OS BiH in Sarajevo.  It’s a potent force and is organised regionally,” Mark began to place pairs of matchsticks on the table, “there’s the First Corps in Sarajevo, the Third in Zenica, the Sixth in Kon-yic.  Notice that it’s wrong to refer to them as the Muslim Army or the Bosnian Muslim Army as there are some Croats and even Serbs in the Ar-mee-ya.  Right, now, over here,” he opened another box of matches, these ones with red tips instead of blue, “these are the ARS or Ar-mee-ya Republike Srpsk-a or BSA to us.  The Bosnian Serb Army is all-Serb and is heavily armed.  There are not so many of them though and they’re not so mobile.  And now onto the Croats.  I haven’t got any other matches, so.”
“Here,” said Michael.  A tall blonde-haired German journalist from Frankfurter Allemagne handed over some yellow headed matches.
“Thanks.  These are the Bosnian Croats which are a little more complicated.  UNPROFOR are using local names for them.  The main initial is HVO, the Hrr-vat-sko Vee-yecce Ob-rahn, which translates as the Croatian Defence Council.  There are loads of factions splitting off from this and some of them are against each other.  The HVO in Tomislavgrad, Prozor and Vitez are fighting the Muslims,” he placed a yellow-headed match on the table, perpendicular to a group of blue matches, “the HVO in Tusla are fighting with the Muslims, against the Serbs.  The HVO in Mostar, meanwhile are fighting everyone as well as trying to recreate Herzegovina-Bosnia, which no-one else really cares for.  Then there’s the HVO in Vares which turned against the Muslims and subsequently lost.  Now, the HVO has officially patched things up with the Muslims, so there’s a shaky federation of both of them in Central Bosnia.”
“But that’s breaking down,” said Danny, a red-headed American who had sat down and was intently staring at the collection of matches on the table.
“Some say that, yes,” Mark replied, with slight irritation.
“And the Croats,” Danny drawled, “are the ones doing in Sarajevo, right now.”
“Only with artillery, though.  Now, they also have some renegade Muslims under the command of Fikret Abdic who has split with the Bosnian government and commands a private army in the Bihac pocket in Western Bosnia.  Right, now, if you got that straight I can start on what’s happening outside Bosnia.”
The group smiled nervously at each other, some tipping their glasses for the dregs of gin and tonics.  Mark eased the piles of matches to one side, giving him more room on the table before beginning again.
“We have Serbs and Croats.  Firstly the Ar-mee-ya Republike Srp-ska Kra-yeen-a.  These fellows are all Serbs, but are under separate command.  You shouldn’t call them the Croatian Serb Army as Croat Serbs are not the same thing as Kra-yeen-a Serbs.  Better to call it the Kra-yeen-a Serb Army or the ARSK, which is what they are to the UN.  As to the Croat Army, they’re huge.  Well-equipped and reorganised, they’ve beaten the ARSK forces in Western Slavonia and are down in Knin in Southern Kra-yeen-a.  Added to this is the OS, a Croat paramilitary faction that sometimes gets involved.  They’re the non-Bosnian remains of the JNA, the Yugoslav National Army.”  Mark paused for breath.  “Now, for my next trick.”  Then he paused again and turned to Jonathan, “you see, you always get into much more detail in a war situation.  It’s not like the reactive home-stories you’re probably used to.”  Smiling, he then took out a more expensive-looking black and gold match.  Igniting it, he proceeded to set fire to all the piles of matches he had been setting up on the table.  As they burned, the group applauded.
***
On Jonathan’s first night, Martin Mass recounted his experiences in the Gulf War, to the eerie peal of outside shelling.  Jonathan thought that he recognised Mass, after all.  He had seen him on television since he was a young boy.  He was a senior reporter of around fifty and had the requisite layered grey hair, shiny eyes and smooth skin.  Mass looked strained tonight, though.  His talk was being hampered by a young American journalism graduate, Clark Berry, who had arrived the previous day.  Jonathan had spoken to him earlier and liked him.  Clark had confided to him that he had no accreditation and that he had only been able to come to Sarajevo because a rich aunt had recently died.  He had wanted to see a European war and the inheritance had allowed him to live his dream.  To Jonathan, Clark seemed altogether more human that his Corporation colleagues.  Now, there in the gloomy darkness, he was arguing with Mass about how journalism had had its worst days during the Gulf War.  He was reciting statistics about real kill rates and the accuracy of Patriots.
“You know, Jonathan, this war is different.  I’ve been covering wars for fourteen years and usually, in conventional wars, two armies face each other along a front line.  What I do is basically visit the front line and then return to the hotel or TV station and feed the story,” said Mass, turning to Jonathan with a smile.  “Now…”
“What crap, you never went near a front line during the Gulf, you were stuck in Amman, doing nothing but transcribing the reports the US Government gave you,” Clark interrupted, his stick-out ears receding more from the side of his head.  “You covered the allied bombing of orphanages by telling your audience that an arms’ dump had been blown up and that the Iraqis were trying to milk sympathy from the world by killing their young and parading them for the international cameras.  Now it turns out they were right and you were wrong, you idiot,” he continued, hazel eyes flashing with anger.  Jonathan was impressed by his confidence and wished he had had time to mug up on Mass’ reporting career.
“Don’t blame the messenger,” Martin, said chuckling before his face regained its seriousness.  “What I don’t understand is that even if what you said was right…well, what does that make me?  What do you think I think about it, if what you say is true.  I’m not evil, you know.  I’m not some Satanic cheerleader, urging the bombing of orphanages.  What I do is just try and do the job as best I can.  You really seem to think I’m some sort of agent for the Pentagon.  I’ve never even been to the Pentagon.  Anyway, if you want to learn something then you’d better listen.”
Clark looked momentarily unsettled and fiddled with the bristles of brown hair on his chin.
“Sarajevo is a big place,” Mass announced, “about the size of Bristol.  That’s Bristol, England in case Clark wants to butt in about Bristol, Virginia or something.
“It’s very spread out.  What you have, basically, is a big rectangle, east-west along the valley of the river, with hills and mountains surrounding the city.  There are Serb, Muslim and Croatian gun positions in the hills but down in the city, right here, all is chaos.  The city-centre and the old town are divided by the river.  On the north bank, there are Muslims, on the south side, Serbs.”
“Yeah, and the Serbs have always been there.  They haven’t just arrived,” said a voice from the murkiness.
“Right.  Anyway, they shoot at each other the whole time.  Now, we…we’re on the Muslim side, a few hundred yards in from the river.  That’s why we’re always in the middle of the cross-fire.  That’s what our editors don’t realise when they say, stay in the hotel to avoid the battles.  We are the fucking battle.  And all around the city there are groups of Muslims and Croats fighting the Serbs, then Croats and Serbs fighting Muslims.  If you go to Stup, near where the UN is, there’s a three-way split.  As for the old town, in the centre of Sarajevo you can hear machine guns and small arms’ fire continuously, on and on, hour after hour.  That’s the sound of the Muslim gangsters.  The Muslim mafias are fighting for control of the parts of the city they want to have control of when the war is over.  What I’m trying to say is that I might hate the Serbs for starting it all but the whole thing now has a kind of momentum of its own.” Jonathan listened to the silence, followed by the exchange of “Good night’s.”  Outside the gunfire seemed like it was only just beginning.
The next morning, wearing their flak jackets and carrying first aid bags and food kits, Mass and Jonathan ascended the stairs from the basement.  Jonathan felt tired and dirty, remembering about how he used to live in London, all the time.  In the reception area, they met their guide, Zolin, a Muslim man of about thirty-five with a broken nose and a red scratch on his left upper cheek.
“We’ll get a UN convoy?”  Mass sternly asked Zolin.
“Yes, I’ve checked it all out,” he replied.
Jonathan nodded and was thinking about how differently their guide was dressed.  He was wearing remarkably well pressed jeans and a spotless pink sports’ shirt.  As he wondered how Zolin had pressed his clothes, Zolin tried to make conversation.
“You know there’s a new office-block in the five mile Muslim zone?  It spans the whole distance between here and where the UN are.  And guess what flag it’s flying?  The Croat flag”
“I thought the Croats were fighting the Muslims?”  Jonathan asked.
“Yes, but here the Croats are our friends.  I mean the Muslims’ friends.”
They clambered onto the UN Convoy vehicle with some difficulty.  Mass needed the assistance of two UN soldiers.
“What are the range of all these weapons?”  Jonathan asked Zolin, turning to Mass to momentarily joke that he had forgotten his Corporation guide to hazards in London.  Mass didn’t laugh, instead rubbing his neck as if in pain.
“Well, what they do, I mean the Muslims, is fire mortars from the streets, behind blocks of flats or in abandoned factories.  We, they, use the same weapons as the Serbs, all stuff from the old Yugoslav army.  Mortars have a range of about seven miles, some of the bigger guns maybe fifteen miles.  They can get the Serb positions from down here, you see,” Zolin replied cheerfully.
Jonathan looked up at the lush green countryside that passed them, holding his right hand with his left and rubbing it to get rid of the pain.  He had grazed it on the side of the truck.
Zolin made a whistling sound.  “That’s the sort of warning you don’t get with firing,” he rubbed his beard and let his eyelashes flutter in the dusty breeze.  “No warning at all.  It just happens.  And everyone’s targeting civilians so be aware that this is all happening around you.”  Zolin made another sound, like an eerie wind rushing through a stone corridor, “that’s the sound of a shell.  When you hear that you go to the floor.  You’ve only got a fraction of a second, but at least there’s some warning.  And don’t go looking to see where they’re coming from, you can’t tell because of the range of these bombs.”  Zolin fastidiously wiped some dirt from his left shoulder.
“You’ll learn,” said Mass to Jonathan in a deadpan voice, blinking a little because his contact lenses were giving him some trouble, “it’s very confusing, though.  It really is, even for me.  You just can’t tell how close they’re landing and you can never tell what the intended target is.  The only thing you know is that if you hear one shell or mortar, expect more in the same area.  Sometimes it lasts for minutes, sometimes for hours and hours.”
Suddenly the collection of UN soldiers, followed by Zolin, Mass and Jonathan ducked to the floor of the truck as it screeched to a halt.  “Snipers,” Zolin said helpfully, “snipers usually fire from about 800 or a thousand yards,” Zolin crept upwards, his eyes peeping out from the side of the truck.  “You can never see them, they hide well in buildings or bushes.  Sarajevo is good for snipers.  Look,” Zolin eased a petrified Jonathan up by his shoulders, very slowly, “nothing, absolutely nothing to be seen.  The sniper’s hiding because he thinks we might shoot back.  Only we’re not going to,” Zolin lifted the Betacam camera from another journalist’s back and carefully pointed it outwards and set it recording.  Without its on-board microphone to capture the sound, the footage would look like a tourist video, Jonathan thought to himself, full of quiet countryside.  As the truck got moving again, Zolin put the camera down.  “You know, these snipers have pretty sophisticated weapons.  A lot of them have laser-sights.  They can be accurate up to a range of around two miles.”
The driver somehow managed a three-point turn and began moving back into the shelled out city.  “See these streets, they are like New York, all grids,” Zolin said, “that means a sniper can position himself at the top end of a street and see down, along and up, right across Sarajevo.  That’s what a sniper alley is.
“Just like the one in the airport, you remember?  The dual carriageway there is the original Sniper Alley.  But some of the others are so well known, that you’ll see boards or pieces of plastic with paint on warning you that you’re crossing one.  Don’t forget, though, that most are unmarked.”  Zolin smiled as Jonathan shivered in the heat of his flak jacket.
After a terrifying dash into the hotel, the three of them slumped on the floor, the sound of firing ringing in their ears like booming popcorn.
There was an impressive, improvised editing suite in the hotel and thanks to the UN camera, they had some rushes.  Jonathan half-listened to a journalist who was talking loudly to his editor in London on a Satphone as Mass spun through them.
“I can’t get out of here.  There’re 350,000 people who’d like to get out of here, none of them can get out of here,” he said more softly.
Eating some cold beans from a tin, Jonathan watched Martin scribble in his pad.  He was writing the script he would voice over some of the pictures Zolin had got.  Zolin had meanwhile arranged for Jonathan to meet a Muslim contact who was going to give them permission to travel to another part of Sarajevo and then perhaps to Bihac.  The situation wasn’t looking good, though.  For the present time, No one, journalists or UN personnel could get in or out of Sarajevo.
“So how’s it going?”  asked Sam, a producer on the night shift in London whom he had never met.  She was talking to him during the fifteen minutes booked on the satellite feed.  Whilst Zolin tweaked the controls on the edit deck, he had two minutes to relay to London how they were.
“I mean, is it pretty hairy down there?”  she asked.
“I suppose it is,” Jonathan replied, knowing that if he said it was bad, he’d be recalled to London in favour of a more experienced producer or worse still, Mass and he would be recalled and the Corporation would stop covering Bosnia altogether.
“So it’s another four minutes we need from your end tomorrow, along with a Martin insert, you know, thirty seconds of Martin saying that later in the programme he’ll be talking to x, y and z.  We might not use it though so don’t get too uptight if we don’t.  It’s just we might be using Harry in Geneva or Don at the UN in New York to talk about the current fighting, alright?  And if things continue to be quiet there, you might have to go down to Bihac, okay?”
“Quiet?  Down here?”  Jonathan had flicked the talkback switch.  Communication down the satellite feed line was only one way at a time.
“Well, not quiet, you know.  Not quiet,” she repeated, “but if it continues to be the case that you can’t get any good pictures…”
“Sure.  Okay, I’m passing it to Zolin, now,” Jonathan replied
“I’m passing it to John,” Sam replied
And then the images, looking something like a home video of someone’s expedition to East Anglia’s fen country began, along with the occasional shots of black screen where London was supposed to insert better pictures from battles that had taken place over the past couple of weeks.  Jonathan frowned, looking at his reflection in the black screen.
“Don’t worry, too much,” said Martin, later.  He was sipping gin from a small tumbler as Jonathan read through the Martin’s script.  “The viewers back home will get a taste of the chaos, that’s all we’re supposed to give them.  Not answers, not history, not chat, just nibbles.”
***
The journey to Bihac began with a misunderstanding. Plans to advance there were spurred on by information from the UN that Bihac was not so far under attack.  Everything was quiet there, they said.
But in London, commentators disputed this.  In Sarajevo, people whom Jonathan talked to said the town was under heavy attack.  Jonathan and Martin didn’t understand this mismatch until a young Belgrade physicist, who was at the hotel to write a book about the war, explained the discrepancy.  “You have heard of the famous two-slit experiment—in quantum physics?  Yes?  Well, Bihac is in two places at the same time, like the photons.”
“Bihac,” Zolin said as they sat aboard a truck on a perilous road out of Sarajevo, “is the town where Yugoslavia’s Second World War resistance movement was born.  We’re going north-west.  In 1942, General Tito began to amass his antifascist force.”  Zolin continued to talk as they travelled on.
Across the beautiful, dangerous landscape, they made it to the town and Jonathan saw how useful it had been to hear Zolin’s history lesson.  All the unity he had spoken about bore no resemblance to the town before them.  Martin’s cynicism had begun to rub off on Jonathan, the hatred of the United Nations, the hatred of the Serbs, the love of the small market traders in the central squares of towns they journeyed through.  Martin had described them as little bright stars of enterprise sparkling amongst the deathly black of war, before writing this down in a notebook.
The razed Bihac was a UN-designated “safe area”.  Jonathan remembered the difference between a UN “safe area” and a UN “safe haven”.  There was only one of the latter, over in war-torn, Kurdish, Northern Iraq.  He recalled the Corporation note to journalists:
I won’t bore you with the differences between a safe area and a safe haven—though there is one—as the greater interest is in their similarity—they’re not safe.
Martin pulled out a Royal Air Force map of Yugoslavia on his lap and smoothed it out.  He delicately rubbed his famous grey flecked moustache.  In a series of clear-consonantal phrases he ended a profane description of what he saw out of the windscreen with the words, “fucking assholes.”
They were approaching the Bihac pocket, a place 25 miles across at its widest point, a little corner of Bosnia that wasn’t part of the Bosnian Serb Republic.  The western line of the pocket marked the international frontier between Bosnia and Croatia, though this part of Croatia was under the control of Krajina Serbs.  The eastern line was less clear.  All they knew about that border was that there was almost continuous fighting there.
“You know what a pocket is?”  said Martin, adopting an annoyingly avuncular tone, “well, I do.  I have a holiday home in a pocket.”  Jonathan looked up, rubbing sleep from his eyes.  “Pockets aren’t enclaves, mind you.  You know the difference?”
Jonathan tried to remember whether he had read about the difference in any of the printouts he had mugged up.  He looked over towards Zolin for help as firing intensified ahead of them.
“I’m parking the truck over there, we’d better wait for a couple of hours,” said Zolin, smiling at Martin.
“An enclave can sit in the middle of a country for centuries, a pocket sits surrounded by the territory of another country during a war.”
Jonathan looked out of the truck, at a long line of disheartening women distended from a water stand pipe.
“If you don’t understand this, you might as well get back to London, you hear?”  said Martin, angrily shouting above the roar of the truck’s engine-noise.
“Yes” Jonathan replied, watching the blood-blemished bandages in the queue.
“Have you ever been to Italy?  For a holiday or something, when you were little, or a little littler than you are now?”
Jonathan bit his tongue.  “No, I haven’t been to Italy.”
“Well, too bad.  If you had you might have had the chance to visit Campione d’Italia, an Italian enclave, a little piece of Italy that’s actually in Switzerland.  It’s an excellent place: gambling, women.  Oh, I had the best of times in Lugano.  For me, that’s what an enclave is all about.  Not that Bihac is an enclave, mind, and I don’t want you sending cues back to London saying anything like Martin Mass reports from the enclave of Bihac or any such rubbish.”
“You know,” Zolin interrupted, “this is where modern Yugoslavia began.”
“Oh, boo-hoo, spare us the histrionics, Zolin, just keep the gun aimed straight, all right?  We’ll do the history.  Listen,” Martin turned to Jonathan, “people will want you to think that the Bihac Pocket and the UN Safe Area is one and the same, so don’t confuse them.  The Safe Area is a place for refugees to gather, and that’s it.  The UN has no commitment to Bihac as a whole.  You’ll hear Bosnians talking about something called the Bihac Safe Area.  They quite deliberately want journos to confuse them so that NATO and the UN come out fighting for something that they shouldn’t be involved in at all.”
“But if the pocket is destroyed, what then?”  asked Zolin, his attempts to brush grime from his sports’ shirt more fervent and unavailing.  “The Safe Area will just fill up with refugees and then the UN will just have an impossible time protecting them all.”
“Conceivably, yes.  But that’s not anyone’s concern.”
“Except the refugees,” Zolin checked, before sinking into silence.
In Bihac, they found they didn’t have any way to send pictures back to London.  The power out, the population wandering like sleep-walkers, they wandered about trying to get the best shots they could as battery-levels flashed in the viewfinder.  All three of them remained quiet much of the time, except to warn each other about a piece of rock that they might be treading on or a white balance procedure they had forgotten.  Zolin occasionally went over and chatted to people that were queuing for food or water whilst Martin sometimes swore.
When they realised that they couldn’t get any further, Martin said that they had better return to Sarajevo and move towards the South West.  For two days they waited for petrol, Martin’s eyes red with the pain of unwashed contact lenses.  Jonathan and Zolin slept soundly enough, though.  With the sun rising over verdant meadows, they set off, again.
***
“The BAFTA’s ain’t up there.  They’re East not West.  Gorazde, Srebrenica.  We had a hell of a time,” said a reporter from one of the TV wire services.  He had just been to Pale, just 20 kilometres south-east of Sarajevo.
“The Serbs are getting impossible.  Down in Han Pijesak, there’s what they call an “International Press Centre” consisting mainly of Karadzic’s daughter, Sonja, stopping anyone from filming anything at all.  What’s more, she’s continually fighting with her father’s political adviser which means that she doesn’t let him be interviewed by the press.  The power’s off more or less the whole time and there are no phones, no gin, no anything at the Olympik Hotel.  Have you been to Pale, yet?”
“Er, yes, just for a short while, at the beginning,” Martin said, lying to the wire service man.
“Oh, then you’ll know all about the bloody Zvornik Bridge.”
“Yes, it’s pretty terrible there.”
“I couldn’t get any of my provisions in at all.”
“So what’s the latest from there?”  he asked.
“It’s all rather funny, really.  Karadzic lies in till around one o’clock so the press conferences are never on time.”
“I see.”
“Well, I’ve got to see whether I can get a call through to London.  Martin?  I’ll see you down here in about half an hour?  Alright?”  Jonathan asked, feeling woozy and wanting to go down to the discotheque and sleep.
Martin didn’t answer preferring to stare vacantly at a bottle of whisky that a newly arrived journalist had unpacked.
Jonathan walked along the corridor, the sound of his shoes banging across the floor like in a hospital.  The Satellite Phone had been recharged on electricity that the hotel had had for the morning, so he didn’t need to swap batteries and tinker with screwdrivers, which is what happened the last time he had to use it.
“Hello?”
“Sarajevo?  Mass, Martin Mass?”
“I’m producing down here.  It’s me, Jonathan.”
“How’s it going?  We’ve heard the peace negotiations are going quite well.”
“You mean in Geneva?”
“Yeah, I suppose so.  Anyway, the boss isn’t in.  But he was muttering something about getting another producer down there to take over from you.  Are you not getting on with Mass too well?”
“He’s alright, I mean it’s okay.  Everything’s okay.  It’s fine, really fine.”
“Well, that’s not the impression back here.  Apparently, he’s been complaining that the boss has dispatched a real greenie.”
“I see,” Jonathan, replied, a volley of sniper fire sounding outside.
“You not too keen on guns?”  the producer at the other end joked.  Jonathan speculated on how far his star had fallen in the office.  The voice on the other end of the telephone didn’t seem to reflect his position as Temporary Assistant Editor.
“Well, look I’ll tell the boss you rang.”
It was the first phone-conversation with London he had had in which he hadn’t cut them off first.  Slowly returning to the bar area, he saw Martin chatting with what looked like another reporter.
Jonathan approached them and realised that Martin wasn’t going to introduce him.  “Hi,” he said, trying to be friendly.  “Look, Martin, it seems the boss wasn’t around.”
“Yeah, I know that.  That’s because you’re going home.  Meet Peter, your replacement.”
Peter, his seriousness flashing in guile-less eyes, spoke up.  “Hello, I’m a trainee.  The boss told me to tell you that you’ve been doing sterling work down here.  Now, it’s time to give some others a chance.  I’ve just graduated, you see, and, well, this looks like the best kind of experience there is, what with working for Marty and everything.”
“I see,” Jonathan rolled his eyes leftwards.  “Well, it’ll probably be a few days before I can actually get out, what with the flights and everything.  How did you get in?”
“No, that’s all sorted out.  Don’t worry, we’ve arranged a UN car and everything,” Peter said with his constant look of concern.
“You’re in luck,” said Martin.
“I see.”
At that, Martin and Peter turned to face each other and began chatting about guns and artillery.  “That one’s bloody good, isn’t it?”  and “the RK 20 or RK 26 is the one.  Blam!  Blam!  You know?  I tested a real sucker out.  But you’ve got to admire the Kalashnikov, I mean, these things are like fucking Leicas, built to last.”  As they spoke, the sound of shelling got sluggishly louder.

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